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Niners Week Six Awards: The Brandon Lloyd Saved the Season Edition

Posted on October 16, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Teams from San Francisco beat teams from St. Louis. Putting aside baseball considerations for now, let’s look at the Niners’ 31-17 victory over the Rams. The Al Davis Award (dysfunctional football team): The Santa Clara Raiders The first half of … Continue reading →

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Niners Week Five Awards: The Delayed by the MLB Playoffs Edition

Posted on October 9, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

I’m not going to give myself an award this week, but I would like to note that I have a legitimate reason for posting my recap three days late. I watched Niners-Chiefs on Sunday afternoon lying on my mom’s couch, … Continue reading →

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Niners Week Four Awards: The I Am Confused By This Team Edition

Posted on September 29, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

A day later and after having read pretty much every recap on the internet (Note: that second part definitely isn’t true—the internet is big), I still don’t really understand what happened on Sunday. At no point during that game did … Continue reading →

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Niners Week Three Awards: The Our-Team-Might-Not-Be-Good Edition

Posted on September 22, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Ugh. I don’t even have to say that wasn’t fun, because Jesus, anybody that watched the Niners get outscored 17-0 in the second half (making the aggregate score of our second halves so far this season a fan-fucking-tastic 52-3) knows … Continue reading →

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Niners Week One Awards: Las Vegas Edition

Posted on September 9, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

The moment the NFL released its 2014 schedule and I saw that my beloved San Francisco 49ers were opening the season in Dallas against the team I hate most in all of sports, the Cowboys, I knew I was going … Continue reading →

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2014 NFL Season Preview

Posted on September 4, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

I got my Niners preview out of the way on Tuesday, so now, with the Packers and Seabitches set to kick off the season tonight, it’s time to take a look at the rest of the league. Will Seattle repeat? … Continue reading →

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2014 San Francisco 49ers Preview

Posted on September 2, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Hooooooo boy, here we are. This week I’m drafting fantasy teams, putting together an office suicide pool, and prepping an opening weekend trip to Vegas. So how do we feel about the return of football, Jesse Pinkman? And yet, as … Continue reading →

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Niners Conference Championship Awards and Season Post Mortem

Posted on January 21, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

I really have no desire to write this. I haven’t read or listened to any game recaps, and I don’t really intend to. But enough people have told me they enjoy reading these things that I thought perhaps some of … Continue reading →

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2014 Conference Championship Picks

Posted on January 15, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Over the last few years, the NFL Playoffs have been rife with surprise teams and upsets, but this year’s tournament has gone pretty much to form (San Francisco was the only road team to win in the Divisional Round, but … Continue reading →

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Niners Divisional Round Awards

Posted on January 13, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

All week, I felt confident about the Niners’ chances against Carolina. They were the hottest team in the NFL, having won their final six regular season games and their Wild Card round igloo-building contest with the Packers, and they were … Continue reading →

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