Tag Archives: Colin Kaepernick

Why I’m Done With Football

Hello all. It’s been a long time since I’ve written anything on here—almost a year, in fact, since I begged my few readers not to vote for Donald Trump. We all know how that went, and over the last few … Continue reading

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2015 Niners Season Preview, or “The Descent”

Who’s ready for football!?!? Not anyone who roots for the San Francisco 49ers!!! As I explained in the intro to my 2013 Niners season preview, I’m something of a fairweather football fan. I don’t follow college football at all, because a) … Continue reading

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Niners Week Two Awards: The Shitshow Edition

That was a lot less fun than Week One. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that the second half of that game was the least fun half of Niners football since the first half of Super Bowl … Continue reading

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Niners Divisional Round Awards

All week, I felt confident about the Niners’ chances against Carolina. They were the hottest team in the NFL, having won their final six regular season games and their Wild Card round igloo-building contest with the Packers, and they were … Continue reading

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Niners Wild Card Round Awards

The Niners went to Green Bay for Wild Card weekend for the latest installment of their bi-annual Holy War against the Green Bay Packers. The game was a seesaw affair, played in Arctic conditions, that San Francisco barely survived, winning … Continue reading

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Niners Week Seventeen Awards

The Niners came into this weekend’s game with a playoff spot clinched, but with at least a little bit to play for. A Niners win plus a Seadderall PEDhawks loss would have given the San Francisco the NFC West title … Continue reading

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Niners Week Sixteen Awards

There was a great deal of pomp and circumstance surrounding Monday Night’s Niners game, seeing as how it was the last game at Candlestick Park. All sorts of people from across the spectrum of sports and entertainment came out to … Continue reading

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Niners Week 15 Awards

This may come as a surprise to some, but I was very concerned about this week’s game. The Niners were coming off their biggest win of the season, the 19-17 Revenge Bowl victory over the SeAdderall PEDhawks, were playing against … Continue reading

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Niners Week Thirteen Awards

The Niners came into Week Thirteen with basically no shot at winning the NFC West and, given the very competitive NFC, found themselves suddenly in danger of missing the playoffs entirely. As such, this game was a must-win, and the … Continue reading

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Niners Week Eleven Awards

On Sunday, the Niners traveled to New Orleans to play the resurgent Saints. The Superdome is a place where the Saints enjoy a tremendous homefield advantage, and it is also the place the Niners lost a heartbreaking Super Bowl just … Continue reading

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