Category Archives: football

Niners Week Seven Awards: The I Stopped Watching at Halftime Edition

Posted on October 20, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Since the Niners decided not to show up for last night’s game, I’m not going to spend much time on this. Frankly, even the ten minutes I do spend on this is more than that shitty effort deserves. The Al … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Niners Week Six Awards: The Brandon Lloyd Saved the Season Edition

Posted on October 16, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Teams from San Francisco beat teams from St. Louis. Putting aside baseball considerations for now, let’s look at the Niners’ 31-17 victory over the Rams. The Al Davis Award (dysfunctional football team): The Santa Clara Raiders The first half of … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Niners Week Five Awards: The Delayed by the MLB Playoffs Edition

Posted on October 9, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

I’m not going to give myself an award this week, but I would like to note that I have a legitimate reason for posting my recap three days late. I watched Niners-Chiefs on Sunday afternoon lying on my mom’s couch, … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Niners Week Four Awards: The I Am Confused By This Team Edition

Posted on September 29, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

A day later and after having read pretty much every recap on the internet (Note: that second part definitely isn’t true—the internet is big), I still don’t really understand what happened on Sunday. At no point during that game did … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Niners Week Three Awards: The Our-Team-Might-Not-Be-Good Edition

Posted on September 22, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Ugh. I don’t even have to say that wasn’t fun, because Jesus, anybody that watched the Niners get outscored 17-0 in the second half (making the aggregate score of our second halves so far this season a fan-fucking-tastic 52-3) knows … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Niners Week Two Awards: The Shitshow Edition

Posted on September 16, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

That was a lot less fun than Week One. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that the second half of that game was the least fun half of Niners football since the first half of Super Bowl … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

Niners Week One Awards: Las Vegas Edition

Posted on September 9, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

The moment the NFL released its 2014 schedule and I saw that my beloved San Francisco 49ers were opening the season in Dallas against the team I hate most in all of sports, the Cowboys, I knew I was going … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

2014 NFL Season Preview

Posted on September 4, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

I got my Niners preview out of the way on Tuesday, so now, with the Packers and Seabitches set to kick off the season tonight, it’s time to take a look at the rest of the league. Will Seattle repeat? … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , | Leave a comment

2014 San Francisco 49ers Preview

Posted on September 2, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Hooooooo boy, here we are. This week I’m drafting fantasy teams, putting together an office suicide pool, and prepping an opening weekend trip to Vegas. So how do we feel about the return of football, Jesse Pinkman? And yet, as … Continue reading →

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

2014 Super Bowl Pick

Posted on January 30, 2014 by fromabrooklynbasement

Denver 49, Seattle 0. Fuck you, Seabitches.

Posted in football, Sports | Tagged | Leave a comment